The Tale of Lesbian

ellendegeneres:

Dax Shepard told us that he loves Brad Pitt as much as Kristen Bell loves sloths, so we gave him this gift.

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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Mother’s Instinct
Difference between luecerostic and albino?
Anonymous

youtaggedthatsnakewrong:

Leucisismreduction in all pigment.

Albinismreduction or lack of black pigment.

cute-overload:

We ridehttp://cute-overload.tumblr.com

kookootegu:

Joy wasn’t quite awake when she went to go get a drink this morning and yet she still managed to look incredibly satisfied afterward.

toskakid:

i made a tutorial for male crotches

toskakid:

i made a tutorial for male crotches

adorablesnakes:

Malagasy Speckled Hognose